Privacy Policy

The Intel We Gather

Like any good secret agent operation, we need some details to complete your mission. Here's what we collect:

• Your target's coordinates (aka the recipient's address) - for tactical deployment only
• Your secret identity (email) - so we can keep you updated on your mission's progress
• The funds transfer details (handled by our friends at Stripe, they're like our Q Branch)
• Your masterfully crafted messages of mayhem

What We Do With Your Secrets

Your information is treated like a classified document. We use it to:

• Execute your postcard missions with precision
• Provide backup when you need support
• Keep you informed of your operation's status
• Make our chaos-spreading services even better

Our Top-Secret Storage Facility

We're like spies who burn their notes after reading - once your postcard is delivered, we don't keep the recipient's address. It's shared with our printing and shipping partners on a strict need-to-know basis, solely for completing your mission.

The Money Stuff

Our friends at Stripe handle all the financial operations with military-grade security. We never see or store your payment details - we're chaotic, but not that chaotic. For the nitty-gritty on how Stripe protects your data, check out their Privacy Policy (it's less fun to read than ours, but very secure).

Digital Footprints

We use cookies (the digital kind, not the delicious kind) to make your experience smoother and to see how people are using our site. These little spies collect info like your browser type and which pages you visit. Don't worry - you can control these cookies through your browser settings if you're feeling paranoid.

Our Partners in Crime

We work with a carefully selected network of accomplices:

• Stripe - our financial wizards
• Vercel Analytics - our crystal ball for website insights
• Print and shipping partners - our boots on the ground

Each has their own privacy policy (boring but important reading material).

Your Secret Agent Powers

As an operative in our network, you have the right to:

• Access your personal intel file
• Request your data be destroyed (digitally, not with actual fire)
• Escape our marketing communications
• Demand corrections to any incorrect information

To exercise these powers, send a coded message (email) to support@Unhingedcards.com.

Questions? Concerns? Existential Crisis?

If you're lying awake at night wondering about our privacy practices (weird, but okay), drop us a line at support@Unhingedcards.com. Our privacy experts are standing by (during reasonable business hours) to ease your mind.