Terms of Service

1. The Ground Rules

Welcome to the slightly unhinged world of Unhinged Cards! By using our service, you're agreeing to play by our rules. If these terms don't spark joy (or at least a mild chuckle), maybe we're not the right kind of crazy for you.

2. What We Do Here

We're in the business of spreading controlled chaos through the U.S. postal system. Unhinged Cards lets you craft and send delightfully unhinged postcards that walk the fine line between hilarious and "Did they really just send that?" - all within the bounds of good taste and legal limits, of course.

3. Keep It Chaotic Good

While we're all about embracing your inner agent of chaos, there are some lines we won't cross. Your postcards must avoid:

• Actual meanness (save that for your diary)
• NSFW content (keep it PG-13, folks)
• Stealing other people's creative genius
• Anything that would make our lawyers nervous

We reserve the right to decline any postcard that crosses these boundaries. Think chaotic good, not chaotic evil.

4. Payment Information

All payment processing is handled by Stripe. We do not store your payment information on our servers. For more information about how Stripe handles your payment data, please refer to Stripe's Privacy Policy.

5. Third-Party Services

To keep our operation running smoothly, we need to know:

• Where to send your masterpiece (recipient's address)
• How to reach you when your mission is accomplished
• Payment details (handled by our friends at Stripe)
• Your carefully crafted messages of controlled chaos

Check out our Privacy Policy for the full scoop on how we handle your data (spoiler: very carefully).

6. Delivery Details

We aim to get your cards delivered within 3-7 business days, but sometimes the postal service marches to its own drum. We can't control weather, traffic, or whether your local mail carrier is having an existential crisis. Double-check those addresses - we can't be responsible for cards that end up in Antarctica due to typos.

7. The "Not Our Fault" Clause

While we put our heart and soul into every Unhinged creation, we can't be held responsible for:

• The postal service's interpretation of "express delivery"
• Your recipient's sense of humor (or lack thereof)
• Mercury being in retrograde affecting print quality

8. Future Plot Twists

We might update these terms occasionally to keep things fresh and legal. Continuing to use our service after changes means you're cool with the new rules. Think of it as the season finale that sets up next season's storyline.

9. Let's Chat

Questions? Concerns? Need to share your feelings about these terms? Drop us a line at support@Unhingedcards.com. We're here to help (during regular business hours, while maintaining a healthy work-life balance).